Oh, FFS!

Dear sweet infant zombie baby jeesus time for a Tuesday RANT


I AM

1. A trained neuroscientist


2. A trained molecular biologist


3. At a stretch, an electrophysiologist


4. Have years of experience working with clinical data


5. Am really fucking good at combining my basic and clinical science skills


6. An awesome motherfucking troubleshooter, fire-putter-outer and problem solver

I AM NOT

1. Your godamned mother


2. A motherfucking graphic designer


3. Going to hold your goddamned hand every time you are given a new task


4. Going to tolerate much more of you not motherfucking listening to me when I goddamned tell you to motherfucking do something

I am going for a motherfucking beer while YOU fix the goddamned presentation i asked YOU to do two fucking weeks ago which we need for FRIDAY.