I am teh awesome

I fucking totally rocked the conference. I gave, possibly, the best presentation anyone has ever given in the history of standing at podiums terrified out of their fucking minds talking about shit they don't quite get.

And then later they opened the free bar.

And I got shit-canned with senior faculty and CEOs.

And then we played poker till 3am.

And I took their money.

It was teh bestest conference evar!