Holy shit. I mean, whattheeverlivingbuggeration!
I have discovered the nectar of the GODS!! What the fuck have I been doing all these years! I must be blind... a fool!
Dr. Pepper Diet is FUCKINGDELICIOUSLYAWESOMESAUCE!
I HATE the original Dr. Pepper though. Root beer tasting shit water. But this stuff. FUCK ME...
Like liquid sunshine, wrapped up in your first kiss and coated in the feeling of awe the first time you realised you were in love!
Godamn! Now I'm horny too!
...it might, of course, just be the fact that the sun is shining for the first time in weeks, the temperature has risen to a giddy 15C (61F) and I have a three day weekend starting in 2 hours time. My sap is rising and I'm feeling deliciously sinful. And I thank Diet Dr. Pepper for it.
....coming down off this buzz tomorrow when I'm hungover, it's raining and the temperature has dropped to 40F is going to fucking suckass, and I don't think the DDP is going to help...
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